Jokes for today

The reason a woman has an automatic dish washer, is because the men dont want to be one, its best to buy one.
I bet there wasnt enough femdom then.

Kids today are afraid of marriage, when i was a kid i didnt know what fear was. Well until i got married.

Teacher: Jimmy why did it take so long to get in the class after recess. You hit a home run and just had to run around the bases.
Jimmy: remember teacher, there is a short stop between 2nd and 3rd base.

Man 1: When i get to feeling low, i milk my cow.
Man2 : thats the only way you can milk a cow, when your down low.

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